Op says they’re a 40 year old lesbian nurse.
They might have learnt this a bit late…
After I was raped by my then fiance did I turn lesbian.
They were jokingly referencing the “Today” part of the sub. I’m sorry that happened to you.
Did you know that women can orgasm without the G spot being stimulated?
Men too
But it’s a lot of fun to make men cum from their P spot hehe
Love it when my wife makes me cum from p-spot stim, god damn!
In my experience, it’s about behind where the clit is. If you make your thumb and index/middle finger into the shape of a tuning fork, insert the fingers, you can rub both at the same time. Some women enjoy this, though get permission before you try!
Also, don’t stimulate with your finger tip, as it’s very easy to unintentionally involve your finger nail. Use the pad of your finger, and yes, it’ll be a bit less comfortable for you, but way more comfortable for her. If you automatically switch to easier movements when you get tired, keep your nails trimmed and try to keep the contact closer to the pad than the tip (I know that nothing sucks more than getting your partner close but also getting too tired to keep up the movement to finish her, don’t scratch her in that moment).
Can confirm, wife likes this. Though I didn’t ask permission, been together for long enough we can just try stuff on each other and tell each other off when stuff doesn’t work 😆 Know each other well enough that most often stuff goes well though.
as it’s very easy to unintentionally involve your finger nail
I bite my nails so no worries about that.
If you make your thumb and index/middle finger into the shape of a tuning fork,
I don’t think I am imagining this correctly?
Or make a duck bill/shadow puppet mouth. Main thing is to make your fingers and thumb parallel and also line up their ends so you can move your hand and rub the outside and inside of the vaginal wall right where the clit is. Tuning fork was the first thing I thought of looking at my own hand in that position lol.
This???
Yeah, pretty much. Line up the two fingers so they are side by side (also, as another comment mentioned, middle and ring can work better than index and middle, but use both to help with endurance), and move your thumb forward and fingers back to that their tips all line up.
Yeah the middle and ring finger are aligned
Pro tip! Scratch your tongue with your fingernail, if you can feel the ridge, so can she.
Yeah, the closest a male body has to inside a vagina is your gums and the area inside your asshole (at least out of the relatively easy places to reach).
Also, women tend to have skin that isn’t as tough, so something feeling fine on your own skin doesn’t mean she’ll be ok with it. And friction causes wear (including from your tongue), so try to not focus overly on the same areas, take breaks, and use lube. If you aren’t using condoms or toys, oil-based lube is better than water-based lube in that it lasts longer.
Or just be a G and round out the edges of your fingernails daily.
I’m always ready to not scratch the inside of my wife.
Another pro tip, don’t use your index finger. Use your middle finger first, then add your ring finger if necessary. The two fingers are more or less linked together, and it’s much easier to curl them to hit the spot.
Yeah, only reason I said index and middle was because it won’t cramp up as easily as middle and ring, but really you should switch between the two for even better endurance.
Lol @ the lil pubes in the illustration
Yet, nobody can seem to find it (curious) /s
Curious is a word associated to Charlie Kirk forever for me.
He couldn’t find the g spot either.
Fact check: TRUE ✅
you can use cm if your mm values are exclusively multiples of 10 anyway
That’s definitely not where mine is.
How far is that in AU
3.342294e-13 to 5.34767e-13 AU.
Oh I should have been precise. Not astronaut units, American units. Apologies.
Stick your middle or pointer finger in with your hand supenated, curl it to the wall, and feel around with the pad of your finger until she gets loud
how hot is superheated for a hand
astronaut units
half a hot dog
uh, which way? hamburger or hot dog?
damn, American units are even more complicated than I thought.
Footnote from Good Omens, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman:
"NOTE FOR YOUNG PEOPLE AND AMERICANS: One shilling = Five Pee. It helps to understand the antique finances of the Witchfinder Army if you know the original British monetary system:
Two farthings = One Ha’penny. Two ha’pennies = One Penny. Three pennies = A Thrupenny Bit. Two Thrupences = A Sixpence. Two Sixpences = One Shilling, or Bob. Two Bob = A Florin. One Florin and one Sixpence = Half a Crown. Four Half Crowns = Ten Bob Note. Two Ten Bob Notes = One Pound (or 240 pennies). One Pound and One Shilling = One Guinea.
The British resisted decimalized currency for a long time because they thought it was too complicated."
Yeah, Americans can’t hold a candle to the British.
I’m with the French on this one. Let’s make everything metric, including the clock and calendar.
Standard or bun-length?
Depends on her bun size
T-bone, the ladies are gonna love you.
so basically i have no chance
You got no fingers? Or maybe use a toy? You can get there if you try.
Don’t you know men are only allowed to use their penis during sex otherwise their man card gets revoked /s
It used to be on the front wall, but we’ve redecorated.
“Why are you putting measurement markings on that dildo?”
“Uh… don’t worry about it.”
Girth > Length
I’m 1 inch long and 12 inches wide. Women call me “the plate”.
Fitting username
Long and thin is better for anal
Your penis is a really weird shape
Well if MeatPilot says so it must be true.
Hung like a tuna can.
That us true. For all entities where Girth is not <= Length.
Uhhh yeah, that’s why you hook your fingers.
Why did I just open lemmy to this dude posting like 30 post about vaginas and penis
better than the usuaal screenshot of another social network
People often complain about how “we lost the old internet”, but this is the good stuff right here, g-spot and all.
Donnie D’s a wild one!
I always welcome interesting and educational info on genitals in my Lemmy feed :)
Speaking of that, there’s a fact or factoid that just came to me, and it’s that (IIRC) we all started out as girls in the womb in terms of genitals, only later in the case of males shifting towards the usual arrangement before eventually being born.
So I have this dumb idea when some he-man type is being overly sexist of reminding him that he used to be a girl. :D Then back it up with facts & science as necessary.
Probably a good way to get punched in the face, or something like that. 😅
We do all start out as girls in the womb!
The other sex factoid that pisses off dumb men is that its the sperm that determines if the fetus will be male or female at birth.
We have two sons. My wife has grown more dicks than me.
She’s certainly had at least two more dicks inside of her than you have.
[X] Doubt
Ah yes, and then you have Henry VIII and other power-figures wrongly blaming their wives for not producing a suitable heir.
Reading the book Sapiens has helped open my eyes about a certain amount of this patriarchal bullshit…
I don’t know, but it’s better than most of the doom and gloom news, clickbait and borderline advertisements normally in my feed, so I’ll take it!
Don’t be so sure, this is clearly astroturf marketing for penises and vaginas.
I am in the market for a new vagina.
and happy cake day!
Happy hunting 🥰 !
Please multiply to add bodies to the grinder
Or have oral and digital sex. Or use protection. Make love not war
G-Spot rocks the g-spot.
