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Thanks comments, I wouldn’t have understood otherwise. I wouldn’t eat a hotdog like this, but I think it’s okay
They expectedly don’t serve to barbarians.
You got off easy, sicko.
This is a severe underreaction. OP should be locked up safely away from society.
Isn’t that why they’re on Lemmy?
Listen, man. I like to abuse my weiner as much as the next guy, but this is just excessive.
Put this in the dictionary alongside the definition of Wrong.
Jesus, I wouldn’t even do this to a terrorist hotdog at a blacksite. Even I have limits.
I’m picturing the ketchup smeared all over his face while reading this.
He watched you bite the dog, and knew it was time.
For all of my fellow Chicagoans who, like me, are seeing this with no warning or preparation, I can share support resources, and I’m here if you just need to talk about it.
Wait does Chicago Costco use Vienna beef??
I doubt it. Vienna beef is just The Dog in a Chicago Dog for the most part.
Hey, I’m here for you, too. We’re all here for you.
Well, I’m here for you as long as you don’t put a drop of fucking ketchup on that dog.
Ketchup is great on hotdogs, FIGHT ME MALORT BEING!
It’s fine, that’s just blood from their nose because of the head rush from slurping the entire garden up with that courageous bite. Do not correct me, this belief is going to get me through the rest of the day
One Christmas I asked for the neon green relish for Christmas. My cool bil (who ran a hot dog stand) sent me a big assjar. Hell yeah.
You’ve got it. The more it looks like it would glow in the dark the better.
It’s for your own good. JD Vance is on his way to collect the daily dogwater tax, and if he sees what you did you’re toast (or whatever makes sense, please and thank you) 🛋️
Obligatory wkuk sketch
I think this is how doctors expect me to answer auestions about alcohol and smoking. Ive smoked kne cigarette ever, and a single beer gets me drunk for the night, about once a week. Doctors hear that and think im having 3 hot dogs before i get to work
I love that it starts with 0-2 hotdogs and then escalates to 7 by lunchtime.
“Is that bad?”
“Well, it’s not good.”
Doctor: Uh So, Timmy, I got your bloodwork in, and I have a couple of questions.
Timmy: Okay.
Doctor: Just about how many hot dogs do you eat a day?
Timmy: How many hot dogs?
Doctor: Yeah.
Timmy: Geez. I don’t know. I mean, you know, some days I could eat a couple and some days I don’t eat any.
Doctor: Okay. Let’s just say for an average. Take your whole week and try to figure out what your daily amount would be.
Timmy: I have no idea.
Doctor: Just try.
Timmy: Okay. A whole week average per day would be something like, I don’t know, seven.
Doctor: Seven hot dogs?
Timmy: Seven, yeah.
Doctor: A day?
Timmy: ls that high?
Doctor: It’s a little high.
Timmy: ls that bad?
Doctor: Well It’s not good.
Timmy: I mean, l’m just ball-parking here, you know?
Doctor: Sure, sure. Timmy, I wanna try something if you don’t mind. Walk me through one of your days.
Timmy: Walk you through my day?
Doctor: Yeah, just take me through a day in a life of Timmy.
Timmy: Okay. Well I wake up, and I take a shower. And, you know, get ready for work. I go downstairs and I have a bagel and something for breakfast.
Doctor: And something?
Timmy: A hot dog.
Doctor: Hot dog. Okay.
Timmy: I mean, I do usually eat a hot dog there.
Doctor: Okay.
Timmy: Then I take the train to work.
Doctor: Slow down. Slow down. Does anything happen on the way to work?
Timmy: Oh. Ha ha. I almost forgot. On the way to the subway there is a hotdog stand, so I usually have one or two, yeah.
Doctor: Two hot dogs.
Timmy: Yeah. I usually have two hotdogs before work.
Doctor: So that’s three hot dogs before work.
Timmy: Right, yeah. If you’re gonna count the one at home. I mean, this is all just breakfast, you know?
Doctor: No, I understand. I get it.
Timmy: Then I just go through my whole day at work.
Doctor: Okay.Hold up. Walk me through your workday. What happens at lunch?
Timmy: Oh, lunch, well I mean, some days I’ll just blow through lunch because of how busy I am and all.
Doctor: Really?
Timmy: Well l’m pretty sure I did that once.
Doctor: Okay. Well, on the days that you’re not ‘‘blowing through lunch’’ what do you have?
Timmy: Well, on those days sometimes it could just be a salad.
Doctor: Could it?
Timmy: Yeah. But it’s usually–
Doctor: It’s usually hot dogs?
Timmy: Yeah, it’s usually hot dogs.
Doctor: How many hot dogs?
Timmy: I don’t know. Anywhere between one and four.
Doctor: Four hot dogs.
Timmy: Yeah, that’s probably safe.
Doctor: Well, I hope there’s no more hot dogs in the day 'cause we’re up to seven now.
Timmy: Yeah, on second thought, that number might be a little low.
This is absolute gold thank you so much.
My friend how long did you spend on this
Not long. I found the script online. It was a little jumbled and missing the character names. I just added those and cleaned it up a bit.
Fair enough
How big is that drink?
This is considered a ‘small’ in America.
American child size.
The hot dog combo comes with a 20oz soda. DDG’s calculator tells me that’s 591 non-freedom units.
What, the shot glass of cola?
You should see the 100oz refillable slushy cups.
That’s for a family, right?
Right?
How do you physically fit that much liquid in to a functioning human?
Both of my grandparents had them, not sure if they still do. Places used to have like .50 refills and didn’t list size limits, so Muricans started to buy and make bigger and bigger tubs to fill with liquid sugar.
There are levels of “functioning”, and most of these people probably couldn’t be called “fully functioning.” More like semi-coherent, only technically self-aware flesh blobs that somehow continue to have a pulse.
Costco has restrooms.
Costco size
Well that’s a first time I’ve ever seen that in a Costco
This better not awaken something in me.
Too late.
People seem to be throwing a tiff over the bite from the center of the hotdog, but the real sins is not putting mustard on the dog and putting katsup on the hotdog, equally.
"What this food really needs is to taste like warm plant farts, bring on the mustard!"
- You(this post brought to you by the ketchup gang)
Better than sweetened tomato taints
What’s wrong with ketchup on a hotdog bro
Its basic hotdog etiquette to not use ketchup on your hot dog after the age of 18. Mustard, relish, onions, cheese and chili are acceptable.
Disagree, put whatever you want on your hot dog, who am I to judge?
But it’s basic human etiquette to not eat stuff you are allergic too
You’re allergic to chilli, cheese, onions, and relish?
Mustard and relish yeah
The real sin is calling it katsup.
Fixed. Was typing on my phone, and it autocorrected to a learned word that my kid put in.
whatever happened to that hotdog is not right.
That’s why he’s cut off. It’s his first one.
Bill Shorten eating a hot dog:
