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Where brain worms?
🤘🤘🤘
Why did I read this to the tune of “we didn’t start the fire”? so weird. 🎵
Now do another country!
Sorry, there’s another layer. Crippling depression.
Which category has the cyclospora? I want to lose 5 pounds
Oh hey, they upgraded it to Mystery Beef? Nice. Things are looking up
So much winning
Suggesting a minor change…
Nice to see that they are at least limiting metal by placing it on top. Responsible.
Weird that you completely missed measles though? It’s ones of the new staples.
Probably safer to lick the pole on the London tube
Where’s the roadkill?
What no measles?
That was just sloppy.
Did lead and microplastics get discontinued? Man, I really enjoyed those!
Lead is metal ya know
And yeah plastics should be there instead of glass
Like I said, I REALLY enjoyed those…
Don’t worry, those will be conveniently provided in your tap water, free of charge.
…yet! Get ready for Tap Water PLUS™ and Tap Water PREMIUM PLUS ULTRA™, the latest achievement in tap water technology. Now with double the H per O. Starting from $4,99/
lfl.oz. or whatever freedom unit you guys use these days.Due to a trade war and actual war with The Lost World of Atlantis, water has been rerouted for military and corporate use and the people of the US will now have to drink their own urine and urine imported from Mexico .
Mexico might cut off their urine exports in the trade war.
Double the H per O
Are you saying standard water or H4O?
It’s the water equivalent of 4K
H⁴O would be impossible, since O can only leach onto 2 electrons at a time (a singe H has 1 free electron). My guess would be H²O + 2H or smth…
The microplastics are in your balls.
